"I haven’t been nourishing it. I haven’t given this baby a thing. I’m dead. It’s been nourishing me."

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oldernfaraway:

25 Days of Ladies » Day Three: A female character you hated liked but grew to love

Gee, if doing violence to vampires upsets you, I think you’re in the wrong line of work.

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owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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Is that enough information for you?

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traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

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neilnevins:

I actually did laugh when I saw this in theaters because this is a very real guilt tactic parents use and it’s 100% effective.

It’s called gaslighting

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